THIS IS FOR HOGWARTS_ELITE! It seems that I didn't quite get the first part of the rules, but just take away all the obvious fake stuff (i.e., the wings) and you'll see me ^-^

Hi everybody!  My name's Tara-Lynne!  I was just your average half-vampire/half-elf/elf fairy, when suddenly one day I got a letter from Hogwarts.  As you can tell, I was absolutely ecstatic!

  I was just your average American girl when one day I got this weird letter!  I wasn't shocked as I ALWAYS get love letters from all the boys at school... I remember cuz it came when I was drinking the blood from this totally cute goth boy. 

So anyway, I got to Hogwarts and instantly was sorted into Slytherin.  I thought I wouldn'f fit in...

Oh who the heck am I kidding, of course I did!  I mean, I was the only one in the entire school who was allowed to wear my normal clothes... but Meanie McGonogall made me wear a green vest.  Anyways, it was totally cool, cuz I was friends with Harry Potter and his friends, too.

Then one day, I woke up and my wings were different.  I was so dark...I knew something was wrong.

Then I remembered... it was time for me to morph into a vampire!  And there was a prophecy when I was little that when that happened, it meant the DARK LORD WOULD RISE AGAIN!!!

I didn't want to be evil!  I mean I was a Slytherin and all, but I couldn't just abandon Harry, even if it meant going against my boyfriend Draco Malfoy.  But I did what I had to do.  I donned my mask and was ready to fight along the Trio and kick some evil butt!

Surely, there was a situation where we were almost all down and the only ones left were me and Harry.  He was wounded, so I used my magical powers to do what I had to and I saved him!  I...I mean, we, beat Voldemort!!!

So we got back to Hogwarts and I of course got a special award.  Harry and I are still the best of friends, same with Ron and Hermione. 

Draco proposed to me and we're getting married tomorrow!  This is what I'll look like for the wedding:   And by the way, I'm pregnant with our son!  We're naming him Draco Harry Lucius Malfoy.  Also, we get the Malfoy Manor, but we're picking it up and moving it to Middle Earth to live in the place of my true ancestors.

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1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? Tara-Lynne Myers

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? I'm not wearing any... cos I'm wearing a skirt. And it's blue.

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? The Unforgiven by Metallica (was just reading H/D stuff, so I needed to get into the mood, you know)

4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED? Yep.

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Pizza.

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE? Deep purple/sparkly

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?  Ehhh... well it's getting dark and it's not windy today, which is weird.               

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? This guy who was looking for a guy named Bill.

9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Their eyes.

10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS? Yesh! *huggles Lauren*

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Pretty good!  Slightly depressed though cos I just read an angst fic. 

12. FAVOURITE DRINK? Water.  But then there are those lovely virgin cranberry margaritas at Chevy's, too.

. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? I wouldn't know as I do not drink, but I'll say Fat Weasel Ale cos the name cracks me up every time dad says "I'm going to Trader Joe's to get some Fat Weasel."  *starts to laugh like a loon*

14. FAVOURITE SPORTS? Latin Dance!

15. HAIR COLOR? Dark brown with a hint of blonde streaks growing out from when they had to bleach it before they put the red in.

16. EYE COLOR? Green.

17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? If I didn't I'd be slamming into walls.  And just so you know, they're not coloured.

18. SIBLINGS? Nope.

19. FAVOURITE MONTH? December.

20. FAVOURITE FOOD? Spaghetti with meatballs... and dark chocolate.

21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?  Hahaha, Heavyweights!!! *starts quoting*- "Do it to it, Lars!!!"  and "Come oooon, yeeew dyeeeeevil loooog"

22. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Crimbo!!! (Christmas for all you out there going "WTF??")

23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY? Saturday!

24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Well you know it's funny you should ask- yes and no.  However, I've learned that I'm not to shy to kiss them first.  Weird, eh?

25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE? Mar-what?

26. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.

27. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses.  Haven't you learned by now that I am a kissing fool!? I was just discussing this with Alex on Friday, actually.

28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate.  Dark Chocolate.  Why, do you have some?  GIVE IT TO ME!!!!

29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? Of course!

30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Katie M and N.

31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Ehhh probably Rene.

32. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? My house with my parents, my cat, and my Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter/Vampire Chronicles paraphernalia.  Oh and my favourite pillow named Tom.

33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?  I'm SUPPOSED to be reading Oliver Twist for English but then on the side I'm reading Like We Care by I Forget Who.

34. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Last night I stayed home and read fanfiction, like I normally do on a Friday lately, as my friends are all preoccupied.

35. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM WENT OFF THIS MORNING? Alarm on the week-end?  You're insane.  Unless of course you mean by mum, who insisted that I get up and start dusting.

36. DO YOU MISS BIG BROTHER YET? The show?  Not particularly no.

37. FAVOURITE SMELLS? David, fresh clothes out of the dryer, Irish Spring, and there's this cologne that this guy I know wears that smells REALLY nice.  Also rain smells really good, and my Curious by Britney Spears parfume.  Oh and this stuff that Dustin gave me before I moved called Little Black Dress that I still have half of.

38. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? Music, music, and music.  Did I menchine music?

39. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN? Extra buttered bitches!

40. FAVOURITE CRISPS? Sun Chips and Harvest Cheddar flavoured.

41. FAVOURITE CAR? Red pickup truck.  There's a bit of the South left in me yet!!!

42. FAVOURITE FLOWER? Close to Lauren's, only it's white roses..

43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING? Erm... let's see, ace hardware, gold bow thing from the chocolate bunny, and that one I can't remember- that's 3.  Yes I know you can count but I like typing.

44. CAN YOU JUGGLE? Very light objects, i.e.- scarves and feathers.  And only 2.  If you're talking about multi-tasking, then not so well.

45. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE WEEK? Saturday.

46. RED OR WHITE WINE? Neither, wine tastes vile to my tastebuds.  Yes I have sipped it, and my mum let me, so you know I actually "sipped" it and not sip meaning "drank down the whole damn bottle."

47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? Oh boy- my Sophomore friends and I watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle and to the mall, and my Freshman friends and I watched Sleepover and went shopping to a different mall.

48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? No.

49. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKEUP IN THE
MORNING? Oh that's right, I'm not wearing any pants.

50. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED? Probably searching for Vampire fanfiction as I have a severe case of writer's block, then eating chocolate raisins and watching Mad TV with dad.

current mood: irritated at writer's block